So the cyst in my ovary is the size of a tennis ball approximately 8 cm x 7 cm x 6.2 cm. No wonder I am in pain!
Actually the pain is a bit more manageable, I would rank it at a 2 but that is with Motrin. I was able to come into work today and so that helps. Tomorrow, my gyn will squeeze me in to see what the story is. Amen for that!
So I heard that CLA was bitching that I was gone for two days and left her with soooo much work. I had the small part of a big shipment come in and she had to get the paperwork, which was on my desk! Well next time, I will plan my abdominal plan around her time frame...well at least *I* have a job so at least I will have a next time.
Maybe I can have the cyst removed, bronzed and then throw it at her. It would make me feel a whole lot better in so many ways!
Thanks for your words of encouragement! You all are awesome!
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Ooh, is it the kind of cyst that grows hair and teeth? Because those look very cool.
A tennis ball! That is HUGE! How is it that it only started causing pain recently? Ugh, sounds awful.
No, keep the cyst in its natural state when you throw it at her. I promise that'll be worse.
Please let me know when you decide to throw the cyst at her. I'll bring a camera so we can document the event. ;) Keeping something like that in a lovely frame on your desk will always remind you of the day you put that broad "in check".
We should name your cyst. I vote for "Harvey". That's a cyst name. It ain't a pretty name, but neither is a cyst. And Harvey wouldn't have a problem being thrown at CLA. :) Neither would a cyst named Chuck. Ok, I'm stopping.
I'm glad you're feeling better and are on the road to recovery. Keep us posted on your progress!
E~it isn't they kind had has th teeth and hair but it does have fat and pus. Gross I know but at least it is not a toupee with teeth!
J`I like your idea! I may have to keep it in alcohol and wait for the most opportune moment!
NSB~I like Chuck actually, because it is more than a name it is the action I want to do to CLA...Chuck the Chuck...
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