Friday, November 09, 2007

note to the cat

Yes, we know that you like the nightlife and hey we do too but, see for 5 days a week we get up early to work to earn money to buy you cat food and pay for the water that you insist is best drunk from the bat tub faucet. So that is why we do not always appreciate your evening sources of entertainment.

Yep, we appreciate that you like to check up on us during the course of the night, but walking across our head and staring at us, can freak us out a bit. Exercise is a good thing but must you do at least 5 laps between the bed room and living room at 3 in the morning? Also the paper bag are your toys and you love them...especially when it is pitch black.

We one of our alarms goes off it does not automatically mean that you will be attended to. You see we have to er use the loo. Then we will turn on the faucet and you can have a drink. Meowing will not make us move faster and if you run around like a banshee it will cause tripping and cursing that is not always a good thing at 6 am.

We do adore you very much but sweet Chaplin....I am tired!

4 comments:

Slick said...

LOL....

Sounds just like a kid to me! :)

Christina said...

yep he and the dog are perpetual 2 year olds

Superstar said...

Well, I am not sure a dog is any better...My cat used to LAY on my head. Strangly I would dream that I was inside a pillow and had a hard time explaining the scratches on my face...

No officer, I swear it's the cat...He would NEVER...I mean I can't believe that Man!! He did it!
~Grab cat and stroke...good kitty...~
{{Evil laugh}}

Just Another Bad Hair Day said...

Ohh, poor lil' Chaplin...if it's any consolation, we used to have a cat that liked to bite you while you were sleeping...