The BF is sick and has not been feeling well for the past few days. He has been sleeping and spent most of the past two days in bed with the cat being a murse.
A package arrived from Sweet Beginnings and they had the foam peanuts so I wanted to see if they were biodegrable so I tossed on in the loo to see if they would dissolve and it started to. I got distracted and left the peanut in the loo.
The BF went to the bathroom and came out a little while later:
BF: I got to take a photo
(runs to get his phone)
On the way to the bathroom, he stopped and saw the peanuts that were on the coffee table, and asked if I happened to toss one in the loo. I said that I did
BF: thank god, I thought I had King George Disease! (which is an illness that causes your urine to turn blue)
I died laughing. He did not find it nearly as funny.